BREAKING: The Ministry of Silly Walks has officially cited Concussion Check for an unacceptably sluggish 0-2 stumble.DECREE: The Knights Who Say Ni have inspected Bring Me A Shrubbery's back-to-back victories and find them... acceptable.COMMISH WARNING: Bring out your dead waiver wire claims before Tuesday night lock or face the peat bog!
BREAKING: The Ministry of Silly Walks has officially cited Concussion Check for an unacceptably sluggish 0-2 stumble.DECREE: The Knights Who Say Ni have inspected Bring Me A Shrubbery's back-to-back victories and find them... acceptable.COMMISH WARNING: Bring out your dead waiver wire claims before Tuesday night lock or face the peat bog!
Commissioners' Corner
Week 2 separated the mighty rulers of Camelot from the peasants groveling in the swamp. Four elite powerhouses stand tall at 2-0, while the basement dwellers face a perilous crossing across the Bridge of Death.
The Co-Commissioners
Week 2 in numbers
Highest score
120.68
The Beat Goes On
Lowest score
74.92
Rightful place (10th place)
Closest finish
3.94
Yaya
Biggest blowout
45.76
The Beat Goes On
Week 2 results
🦾 'Tis but a scratchWon by 27.74
Bring Me A ShrubberyWinner114.32
Fuzzy Ferret86.58
Josh Allen channeled the wrath of the Knights Who Say Ni, shouting 'Ni!' until Fuzzy Ferret was hurled into the gorge of eternal peril.
⚔️ Standard joustWon by 13.08
WafflesWinner92.10
Chubby Unicorn79.02
Jaxon Smith-Njigba launched a 35.50-point tactical pastry strike, turning the Chubby Unicorn into breakfast toast.
⚡ Nail-biterWon by 3.94
YayaWinner92.40
Working on Weekend88.46
A narrow escape from the Black Knight! CeeDee Lamb's 27.30 points hacked away Working on Weekend's late-game surge.
🦾 'Tis but a scratchWon by 45.76
The Beat Goes OnWinner120.68
Rightful place (10th place)74.92
Matthew Stafford and Amon-Ra St. Brown administered an unexpected Spanish Inquisition-level thrashing.
⚔️ Standard joustWon by 8.10
No CollusionWinner103.96
Concussion Check95.86
Dak Prescott prescribed a heavy dose of coconut halves clacking together, keeping No Collusion undefeated.
Power rankings
How the standings looked after Week 2.
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👑 Holy Grail Contender
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No CollusionPF 253.06, PA 194.82
Sitting majestically on the throne with the league's top point total.