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OFFICIAL DECREE FROM THE CO-COMMISSIONERS: Week 6 is in the books. No Collusion holds the lead of the standings at 4-2-0. Rightful place (10th place) led all scorers with 104.90. Fuzzy Ferret edged The Beat Goes On by 11.98, the closest finish of the week. Rightful place (10th place) flattened Concussion Check by 32.88. Concussion Check scored just 72.02, the lowest of the week. Concussion Check remains winless at 0-6-0. A performance review is scheduled for dinner. Working on Weekend continues to deny that a pool is being installed. The League continues to monitor satellite imagery. Furthermore, bring me a shrubbery!
The Co-Commissioners
Bring Me A Shrubbery handles Yaya by 16.58.
Waffles beats No Collusion, 97.68 to 82.02. An upset: the projections had No Collusion ahead by 19.22.
Fuzzy Ferret beats The Beat Goes On, 88.16 to 76.18.
Working on Weekend wins by 25.60, and Chubby Unicorn was never really in it. An upset: the projections had Chubby Unicorn ahead by 8.96.
Rightful place (10th place) flattens Concussion Check by 32.88. 72.02 was the lowest score of the week.
How the standings looked after Week 6.
Holds first place at 4-2-0. Lost to Waffles, 97.68 to 82.02. The League is not asking questions. Yet.
Climbs 2 spots to 2nd at 4-2-0. Beat Chubby Unicorn, 100.94 to 75.34. Has won 4 straight. Still insists there is no pool.
Climbs 2 spots to 3rd at 4-2-0. Beat No Collusion, 97.68 to 82.02. Waffles would like a nap.
Falls 2 spots to 4th at 4-2-0. Lost to Fuzzy Ferret, 88.16 to 76.18. The beat goes on. It always does.
Falls 2 spots to 5th at 4-2-0. Lost to Bring Me A Shrubbery, 98.10 to 81.52. Yaya says this is fine, loudly.
Stays 6th at 4-2-0. Beat Yaya, 98.10 to 81.52. Bring me a shrubbery!
Moves up to 7th at 2-4-0. Beat The Beat Goes On, 88.16 to 76.18. The ferret remains fuzzy and unbothered.
Moves up to 8th at 2-4-0. Posted the week's top score, 104.90. The appeal is pending.
Falls 2 spots to 9th at 2-4-0. Lost to Working on Weekend, 100.94 to 75.34. The horn has been polished.
Stays 10th at 0-6-0. Posted the week's lowest score, 72.02. Still searching for a first win. The Commissioner insists this is all said with love.
Projected points and win odds, courtesy of Yahoo.
The Beat Goes On is a 67 percent favorite over Bring Me A Shrubbery, projected 108.19 to 91.44.
Yahoo calls it a coin flip: Waffles and Yaya are separated by 0.81 projected points.
Working on Weekend is a 55 percent favorite over Fuzzy Ferret, projected 108.48 to 103.26.
Chubby Unicorn is an 80 percent favorite over Concussion Check, projected 77.45 to 53.36. Concussion Check will need things to go very wrong for Chubby Unicorn.
No Collusion is a 60 percent favorite over Rightful place (10th place), projected 108.91 to 98.14.
If you encounter a particularly stubborn opponent...
...And the Lord did grin.