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COMMISSIONER UPDATE: Mandatory concussion protocol remains strictly enforced for Concussion Check.SPECIAL DECREE: Bring me a shrubbery! Or face immediate league discipline.No Collusion and Yaya improve to a clean 3-0-0 at the top of the standings.Waffles edges out Fuzzy Ferret in a tight 125.60 to 121.98 thriller.

Commissioners' Corner

OFFICIAL DECREE FROM THE COMMISSIONER: Following a rigorous audit of Week 3, the League has officially severed ties with the corporate dark ages and now proudly hosts its own self-hosted domain (Bigfootsbush.com) running on elite homelab infrastructure. Let it be known that any manager who complains about their lineup will be subjected to mandatory DNS propagation delays, a permanent IP ban from the waiver wire, and strict medical oversight under Concussion Check. Furthermore, bring me a shrubbery!

The Co-Commissioners

Week 3 in numbers

Highest score
128.44
No Collusion
Lowest score
76.46
Rightful place (10th place)
Closest finish
3.62
Waffles
Biggest blowout
30.44
No Collusion

Week 3 results

  • ⚔️ Standard joustWon by 10.88
    Bring Me A Shrubbery83.16
    Working on WeekendWinner94.04

    Working on Weekend takes down the Commissioner's Shrubbery squad in a defensive slugfest where neither team cracked 100 points. Brutal efficiency, low output.

  • ⚡ Nail-biterWon by 3.62
    WafflesWinner125.60
    Fuzzy Ferret121.98

    Waffles edges out Fuzzy Ferret by less than 4 points in the absolute shootout of the week. Both squads put up massive numbers, but Waffles survived the late-game surge.

  • ⚔️ Standard joustWon by 9.94
    YayaWinner97.86
    Concussion Check87.92

    The commissioner's medical staff clears another win, keeping Concussion Check winless and searching for answers in the basement.

  • 🦾 'Tis but a scratchWon by 30.44
    The Beat Goes On98.00
    No CollusionWinner128.44

    No Collusion puts up a massive 128-point masterclass to hand The Beat Goes On a tough loss, proving the top tier is playing chess while others play checkers.

  • ⚔️ Standard joustWon by 14.72
    Chubby UnicornWinner91.18
    Rightful place (10th place)76.46

    Chubby Unicorn takes the victory over Rightful place (10th place) in a gritty battle of mid-table squads looking to find consistency.

Power rankings

How the standings looked after Week 3.

👑 Holy Grail Contender

  1. 1Same rank as last week
    No CollusionPF 381.50, PA 292.82

    Absolute juggernaut right now. Leading the league in total points by a wide margin.

    3-0-0381.50292.82W-3
  2. 2Up 2 from last week
    YayaPF 292.38, PA 276.68

    Winning ugly or winning pretty, 3-0 is 3-0. Defense is holding strong.

    3-0-0292.38276.68W-3

🌿 Knights Who Say Ni

  1. 3Down 1 from last week
    Bring Me A ShrubberyPF 324.74, PA 302.88

    Suffered a minor setback in Week 3, but the offensive ceiling remains terrifyingly high.

    2-1-0324.74302.88L-1
  2. 4Down 1 from last week
    The Beat Goes OnPF 316.18, PA 272.38

    Tough loss against the leader, but lowest points-against keeps them safe in the upper bracket.

    2-1-0316.18272.38L-1
  3. 5Up 1 from last week
    WafflesPF 312.46, PA 332.32

    Coming off a thrilling close win. Momentum is building nicely into week 4.

    2-1-0312.46332.32W-2

🦜 Dead Parrot Tier

  1. 6Up 1 from last week
    Chubby UnicornPF 292.46, PA 295.82

    Got back into the win column. Needs a consistent flex option to break out of the middle.

    1-2-0292.46295.82W-1
  2. 7Down 2 from last week
    Rightful place (10th place)PF 282.70, PA 306.62

    Sliding down after consecutive losses. Time to shake up the starting lineup.

    1-2-0282.70306.62L-2
  3. 8Same rank as last week
    Working on WeekendPF 281.46, PA 324.66

    Scraped by with a gritty defensive win. Looking to string some momentum together.

    1-2-0281.46324.66W-1

💀 Bridge of Death Peasantry

  1. 9Same rank as last week
    Fuzzy FerretPF 308.86, PA 342.04

    Unluckiest team in the league. Putting up high points but running into buzzsaws every week.

    0-3-0308.86342.04L-3
  2. 10Same rank as last week
    Concussion CheckPF 252.80, PA 299.32

    Under strict medical review by the Commissioner. Needs an offensive miracle soon.

    0-3-0252.80299.32L-3

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